VIDEOS MADE BY THE JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" BRUSHLESS 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C DRONE (Pg 1)
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 1)
Last updated 01-26-19
This drone was destroyed before I was able to take any product photos; the soonest I can obtain a replacemnt is mid-February 2019.
Cool weather flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-21-18 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place in the airspace over the parking lot of the Four Square Church located near the intersection of Dearborn Ave. and Ridge Rd. in Shelton WA. USA at 9:28am PDT on 12-21-18 (or, "2018-12-21T09:28" or, "2018 21 Dec." or even, "December 21, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mainly clear, temperature was 36°F (2.2°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "rotten funnel web spider micturition** yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the SW at 3.60mph (5.80kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the pee-cee demo, "Second Reality" by the Finnish pee-cee demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
** Funnel web spiders (all arachnids actually) do not go tee-tee like most people do (by storing poddy in an expandable sac and then ejecting it through the urethra and into the head when the bladder is full); therefore there is really no such thing as funnel web spider micturition. ;-)
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-21-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over a grassy vacant lot near the intersection of Holman St. and Dearborn Ave. in Shelton WA. USA in Shelton WA. USA on winter solstice at exactly 8:00am PDT on 12-21-18 (or, "2018-12-21T08:00" or, "2018 21 Dec." or even, "December 21, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were mainly clear, temperature was 35°F (1.7°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong camel urine yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the SW at 3.60mph (5.80kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demos, "äMPäri3", "Chaotic", and, "Grind" by the Amiga demo group Dekadence.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
Cool weather* flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-20-18 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place in the airspace over the back yard of the home at1029 Ellinor Ave. (with the homeowner's blessing!) in Shelton WA. USA at 4:00pm PDT on 12-20-18 (or, "2018-12-20T16:00" or, "2018 20 Dec." or even, "December 20, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 43°F (6.1°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong blue whale poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 4.40mph (7.08kph) at the surface with significantly higher winds aloft.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and The Silents.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
While I was flying it, I "heard" this fictional, phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "Row Row Row Your Boat", which went like this:
? Fly fly fly my drone ?
? Fly it for orange juice! ?
? Merrily merrily merrily ?
? Fly it into Betelgeuse! ?*
* Most everybody knows that drones (or any other propeller- or jet-driven aircraft for that matter) can't fly in a vaccum but I needed to find a word that rhymed with, "juice". ;-)
Betelgeuse (pronounced as though it were spelled, "Beetlejuice") is a red supergiant star that was ejected from the Orion OB1 Association.
I would never condone the destruction of any multirotor (or heli or fixed-wing aircraft -- or *ANY* type of R/C or actual aircraft for that matter) by flying it toward a destructive source like a supergiant star, white dwarf star spewing verteron particles, blue giant star, neutron star, supernova, graviton ellipse (spatial anomaly 521), Wolf-Rayet star, Cepheid variable star, magnetar, binary or trinary stars, astral eddy, pulsar, quasar, black hole, etc.
Betelgeuse is going to go supernova any time now, so why take a chance? ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 51°F (10.6°C) at flight time.
Brief* cool weather** pre-sunrise flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-20-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over the NW parking lot of the Quik-E-Mart (aka. Brad's Quick Stop) / Union 76 Gasoline Station located near the intersection of Cascade Ave. and Olympic Hwy N. (directly across Olympic Hwy. from Shelton Outfitters and directly across Cascade Ave. from Hillcrest Shell) in Shelton WA. USA at 7:42am PDT on 12-20-18 (or, "2018-12-20T07:42" or, "2018 20 Dec." or even, "December 20, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with "lite"*** rain suddenly turning to moderately heavy rain, temperature was 42°F (5.6°C), and winds measured with my el stupido "strong Kodiak bear pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 9.60mph (15.46kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is the song, "80s Hi-NRG, electronic Disco Music Composed And Played On Synthesizer Roland Gaia ,Yamaha Mox" (as it is titled on YouTube) by an unknown artiste.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
That violet "flare" that you see early into the flight was me irradiating the drone with my gosh darn-diddly-arm Laser 301 Violet Laser Pen.
* Brief because the "lite" rain turned to moderately heavy rain approx. 3:00 into the flight, at which point I decided to land it and "take my ball and go home" as it were.
** Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
*** {Seen in the scroll text of a pee-cee demo by the PC demo group TDM around 2010}:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE" .. EX. NIGHT AND NITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Flights of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-19-18 (1080p) (4).
Flights took place in the airspace along the 1030-block of Ellinor Ave. moving to the airspace over over the 1810-block of Ridge Rd. in Shelton WA. USA (specifically to shoot aerial video of fan-diddy-arn-tastic Christmas displays and lights) at 4:44pm on 12-19-18 (or, "2018-12-19T16:44" or, "2018 19 Dec." or even, "December 19, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten kangaroo piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.0mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry, and, "Frosty the Snowman" by Perry Como.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining tin, ruthenium, platinum, liquid krypton, nitrium, perisium, talgonite, calcium, hassium, fluorine, semi-molten iron, gaseous helium, polonium, pergium, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks! ;-)
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
Flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-19-18 (1080p) (3).
Flights took place in the airspace over a grassy vacant lot near the intersection of Holman St. and Dearborn Ave. in
Shelton WA. USA on 12-19-18 (or, "2018-12-19T14:44" or, "2018 19 Dec." or even, "December 19, Twenty
Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy, temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid
"rotten kangaroo piss yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those
things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 1.0mph (1.61kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the Commodore Amiga computer demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups
Crionics and The Silents.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles
you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining tin, ruthenium, platinum, liquid krypton, nitrium, perisium,
talgonite, calcium, hassium, fluorine, semi-molten iron, gaseous helium, polonium, pergium, etc., you ain't gonna find
em here folks! ;-)
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
Rain-truncated flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-18-18 (1080p) (2).
Flight took place in the airspace over an empty lot near the intersection of Ellinor Ave. and Olympic Hwy. N. in Shelton
WA. USA at 2:44pm PDT on 12-18-18 (or, "2018-12-18T14:44" or, "2018 18 Dec." or even, "December 18, Twenty
Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with heavy rain developing rapidly approx. 7:40 into the flight,
temperature was 51°F (10.6°C), and winds measured with my stupid "rotten marsupial urine yellow" portable digital
"windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-)
were variable to 5.4mph (8.70kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear are the songs, "Mister Blue Sky" by ELO and, "Shockwave" by the EDM group Far Too Loud.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles
you off.
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining tin, ruthenium, platinum, liquid krypton, nitrium, perisium,
talgonite, calcium, hassium, fluorine, semi-molten iron, gaseous helium, polonium, pergium, etc., you ain't gonna find
em here folks! ;-)
(YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
Cool weather* maiden flight of my JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" 5G Drone 12-18-18 (1080p) (1).
Flight took place in the airspace over a grassy vacant lot near the intersection of Holman St. and Dearborn Ave. in Shelton WA. USA at 8:08am PDT on 12-18-18 (or, "2018-12-18T08:08" or, "2018 18 Dec." or even, "December 18, Twenty Stick-Infinity-Stick" if you prefer).
Weather conditions at flight time were cloudy with "lite**" rain, temperature was 49°F (9.4°C), and winds measured with my stupid "strong leopard seal poddy yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were variable to 5.4mph (8.70kph) at the surface.
The music that you hear is zax from the demo, "Unreal" by the Pee-Cee demo group Future Crew.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
The drone wanted to fly to the NE with no inputs from the radio (regardless of the drone's orientation); I have yet to figure out just *WHY* however. :-/
Miners do not appear in this video. Whether they're mining neodymium, plutonium, liquid neon, sodium, ruthenium, copper, palladium, gallium, hassium, cupric oxide, barium (for radioactive enemas), carbon neutronium, etc., you ain't gonna find em here folks! (YouTube has this thing about miners appearing in videos for reasons as-of-yet unknown) ;-)
* Cool weather in this context means an ambient temperature of 33°F (0.6°C) to 50°F (10°C) at flight time.
** {Seen in the scroll text of a pee-cee demo by the PC demo group TDM around 2010}:
A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE" .. EX. NIGHT AND NITE. LIGHT AND LITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
Videos Made By the JJR/C JJPRO X5 "EPIK" Brushless 5G WiFi FPV GPS R/C Drone (Pg. 1)
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