Halloween LED Projection Lamp, retail $19.99 (www.amazon.com/Halloween-Projector...)
Manufactured by (Unknown) for ZARKEET (URL not known)
Last updated 11-28-25
The Halloween LED Projection Lamp is a nifty household lamp that projects spooky (Halloween-themed) graphics (skulls, ghosts, bats, spider webs, witches hats, "BOO!", and Jack-O-Lanterns) in a variety of colors and which move in multiple directions
Its method of operation remains a mystery to me, although I can tell you with absolute, positive, 100% certainty that its light source is LED, not incandescent.
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To use the lamp, all you need do (to borrow a phrase from a British air deodouriser commercial) is (Freshness with a f**k plug it up!!!) plug it up to a standard (in north America anyway) 110 to 130 volts AC 60Hz household receptacle. There is no on/off switch, so the product will blaze to life as soon as its plugged up.
There are no batteries to fuss with or forget or to go to pot inside the product and leak "battery acid" (actually an alkaline junk) all over the place and ruin it. It gets all the juice it needs from a 110 to 130 volts AC 60Hz receptacle (or outlet ot even socket if you prefer to be incorrect).
The Halloween LED Projection Lamp is a decorative light, not a flashlight meant to be thrashed, trashed, and abused. So I won't try to drown it in the toliet tank, bash it against a steel rod or against the concrete floor of a patio in effort to try and expose the bare Metalguilmon - er - the bare Metalguardramon - um that's not it either...the bare Metalterriermon...mmm...the bare Metalkyubimon...er...uh...wait a sec here...THE BARE METAL (guess I've been watching too much Digimon again! - now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!)...O WAIT!!! WHERE'S THE METAL?!?, let my ex-landlady's dalmatian doggos piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my late-mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a large carpenter's hammer (claw hammer) in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoñata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching ***WAAAAAAYYYYY*** too much of the TV program “Viva Piñata” again!!! - candiosity is usually checked with a laser-type device on a platform with a large readout (located at Piñata Central {aka. "Party Central”}), with a handheld wand that Langston Lickatoad uses, or with a pack-of-cards-sized device that Fergy Fudgehog uses; the cannoñata (also located at Piñata Central) is only used to shoot piñatas to piñata parties away from picturesque Piñata Island, and Mt. Erupto is an active volcano on Piñata Island), send it to the Daystrom Institute for additional analysis, or perform other indecencies on it that a flashlight might have to have performed on it.
Therefore, this section of the Halloween LED Projection Lamp's web page will seem a bit more bare than this section of the web page on a page about a flashlight that was born to be a flashlight and nothing but a flashlight.
Photograph of the product's projection on a ceiling, illuminated of course.
Image is very furry because all elements were in motion and the camera's shutter speed was slow.
Very brief video showing my Halloween LED Projector Lamp in operation.
There is no music because my video editor cannot cope with the format output by my new cellular telephone handset.
Video showing my Halloween LED Projector Lamp in operation.
That music that you hear is the choon, "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett.
This product is not audio (sound)-sensitive in any manner; the music may safely be ignored or even muted if it piddles you off.
I used the camera in my DJI Neo drone; I believe the video is 4K 30FPS.
TEST NOTES:
Test sample was given to me as a birthday present on 09-15-25.
Product was a gift; therefore, no abusive testing will be preformed on it and the "" icon will be appended to its listings on this website at once.
UPDATE: 00-00-00
PROS:
Good intensity for such an itty-bitty thing
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CONS:
MANUFACTURER: Unknown for ZARKEET
PRODUCT TYPE: Seasonal (Halloween) decorative projection lamp
LAMP TYPE: Multiple colored & white LEDs
No. OF LAMPS: Unknown/unable to determine
BEAM TYPE: N/A
REFLECTOR TYPE: N/A
SWITCH TYPE: None
CASE MATERIAL: Plastic
BEZEL: N/A
BATTERY: N/A (plugs in)
CURRENT CONSUMPTION: Unknown/unable to measure
WATER- AND PYGMY GIRAFFE URANATION-RESISTANT: Very light sprinkle-resistance at maximum
SUBMERSIBLE: ¡¡¡LA GRAN CALABAZA CAGANDO UN GRAN Y GORDO MIERDO EN EL PORCHE DE UN POBRE CHICO, NO!!!
ACCESSORIES: None
SIZE: 119.38mm T x 88.90mm W
WEIGHT: Unable to measure
COUNTRY OF MANUFACTURE: Unknown; though probably China
WARRANTY: Unknown/not stated
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- now I'm just making {vulgar term for feces} up!!!)...O WAIT!!! WHERE'S THE METAL?!?, let my ex-landlady's dalmatian doggos piddle (uranate) on it, hose it down with my late-mother's gun, run over it with a 450lb Quickie Pulse 6 motorised wheelchair, stomp on it, use a large carpenter's hammer (claw hammer) in order to bash it open to check it for candiosity, fire it from the cannoñata, drop it down the top of Mt. Erupto (now I guess I've been watching ***WAAAAAAYYYYY*** too much of the TV program “Viva Piñata” again!!! 
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