Altered Lyrics to the Viva Piņata,
Spongebob Squarepants, Digimon,
The Fairly Oddparents theme songs;
and the Freecreditreport.com TV commercial
Viva Piņata (season 1)
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How it's supposed to go:
{Hudson Horstachio} It's party time!
Viva Piņata
Filled with fun (filled with fun!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piņata
Filled with fun {Franklin Fizzlybear} (filled with fun!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (don't beat 'em, join 'em!)
{Voice, not singing}
Welcome to picturesque Piņata Island.
In its many gardens all manner of piņatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piņatas can.
Well, most piņatas that is...
{Fergy Fudgehog} O fudge!
{Singing resumes}
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it like a party animal
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it
Viva Piņata
Filled with fun (filled with fun!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piņata
Filled with fun {Ella Elephant} (filled with fun!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em
{Yelled}
Viva Piņata!
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Viva Piņata (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone:
{"Mr.-I'm-so-Perfect" Horstachio} It's enema time!
Viva Piņata
Filled with poop (filled with shit!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piņata
Filled with pee {Franklin Tinklybear} (filled with piss!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (don't beat 'em, join 'em!)
{Voice, not singing}
Welcome to picturesque Piņata Island.
In its many gardens all manner of piņatas live, dance, and dream that one day,
They will be chosen to entertain at a party as only piņatas can.
Well, most piņatas that is...
{Fergy Fuckhog} O cocksucker motherfucker!
{Singing resumes}
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it like a party animal
Shake it, shake it, shake it like a party animal
Break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it, break it
Viva Piņata
Filled with sperm (filled with spooge!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em (woo!)
Viva Piņata
Filled with phlegm {Ella Enemaphant} (filled with loogies!)
Viva Piņata
Don't beat 'em, join 'em
{Yelled}
Viva Piņata!
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Viva Piņata (season 2)
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How it COULD have gone:
{Hudson}: It's not Party Time! No! Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piņatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, stomp on the candiosity meter (break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!), just kill the candy filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piņatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!*
{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Piņata Island.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piņatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piņatas can't.
Well, few piņatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoņata!!!
{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!
Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piņatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piņatas!!!
* The first six lines of this song are by "TheFudgehogGuy" on the PiņataIsland.info fora.
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Viva Piņata (season 2)
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How it COULD have gone:
{Hudson}: It's not Party Time! No! Oh No!
{Background Singers}: Kill the Piņatas!
{Fergy}: Kill the, Kill the Pinatyaddayaddas!
{Singer}:There's a place where nothing's sweet-a, step on the urinosity meter, just kill the piddle-filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: They're not animals!
{Singer}: All Piņatas hate to dance, they hear the music, stop to prance! They literally have ants in their pants!*
{Voice, not singing}: Get away from volcano-ridden Anak Krakatoa.
In its one grey garden, all manner of piņatas crawl, scream, and mumble,
That never, will they be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piņatas can't.
Well, few piņatas that is.
{Fergy}: YAY!!! The cannoņata!!!
{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
Break it break it break it like a dead animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a dead animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when they find an overhead projector}!!!!
Hate to bop and hate to bounce,
But it's what's inside that doesn't count,
Yucky vegetables in small amounts.
{Background singers}: They're not animals!
So grab a bowling ball roll a strike
It's what those pesky piņatas like
Go to a crappy party on your bike!!!
Kill the Piņatas!!!
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Viva Piņata (season 2)
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How it COULD have gone:
{Hudson}: It's Reefer Time! Oh, oh, oh!
{Background Singers}: Viva Piņatas
{Fergy}: Viva, viva, Pinatyaddayadda!
{Singer}:There's a place where everything's sweet-a,
step on the dopeosity meter, meet all the drug-filled creatures!
{Backround Singers}: Party animals!
{Singer}: All Piņatas love to smoke,
they hear the music, start to toke!
They literally have clouds in their heads!
{Voice, not singing}: Welcome to picturesque Reefer Island.
In its many gardens, all manner of piņatas toke, shoot, and snort,
Hoping that they will be chosen to entertain at a party, as only piņatas can.
Well, most piņatas that is.
{Fergy Tourette'shog}: O NO, FUCK SHIT PISS CUNT
DICK, COCKSUCKER FAGGOT, SISSY, MOTHERFUCKER, FRUIT!!!
{Singing resumes}: Shake it shake it shake it like a stoned animal
Break it break it break it like a stoned animal
Shake it shake it shake it like a stoned animal
{Hudson}: Break it break it break it break it
break it break it {like Beavis & Butt-Head when
they find an overhead projector}!!!!
Love to bop and love to bounce,
But it's what's inside that counts,
Addictive narcotics in large amounts.
{Background singers}: Party animals!
So grab some reefer fire up a bowl
Shoot up some heroine, 'till you're cold
Go to the place that's psychedelic and like mould!!!
Viva Piņata!!!
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Viva Piņata (season 2 end theme )
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How it's supposed to go:
{Franklin}: Are you ready to rock?
{Paulie}: Yeah, baby!
{Hudson}: If you want to find us dont you look in a book,
{Fergy}: (There's a book?) We're on Piņata Island, come take a look!
{Paulie}: We're filling up with fun to give your party a swing,
{Franklin}: You know that parties our thing!
{Paulie}: (You know I'm dancing!)
{All}: Viva Piņata, we dance in the sun!
{Paulie}: (In the sun, baby!)
{All}: You've got Piņata, the party's begun!
{Hudson}: (Come on now!)
{All}: Just taste our candy, we're sure you'll agree, saying piņatas are the ones for me!
{Franklin}: One more time!
{All}: Saying Piņatas are the ones for me!
{Fergy}: Oh, I think I pulled something!
How it COULD have gone:
{Franklin}: Are you ready to die?
{Paulie}: Yeah, Lucifer!
{Hudson}: If you want to find us please do look in a book,
{Fergy}: (Fuck the book!!!) We're on Piņata Island, come take a look!
{Paulie}: We're filling up with shit to give your party a swing,
{Franklin}: You know that death is our thing!
{Paulie}: (You know I'm not dancing!)
{All}: Viva Piņata, we die on the sun!
{Paulie}: (On the sun, baby!)
{All}: Twelve dead Piņatas, the end has begun!
{Hudson}: (Come on now!)
{All}: Just taste our poo-poo, we're sure you'll agree,
saying piņatas aren't the ones for me!
{Franklin}: One more time!
{All}: Saying Piņatas aren't the ones for me!
{Paulie}: Me and you Satan {crying}!
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Spongebob Squarepants
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How it's supposed to go:
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.
{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the nasal recorder}
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How it COULD have gone:
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who died in a cantaloupe over the sea?
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants!
Captain: Highly absorbent and soaked with cat pee
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants!
Captain: If nautical feces cannot be dismissed...
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants!
Captain: Then drop in the shitbowl and flush as you wish!
Kids: Spermbag Pisspants!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: Spermbag Pisspants! Spermbag Pisspants! Spermbag Pisspants!
Captain: Spermbag...Pisspants!
{Spermbag plays ~9 notes on the nasal recorder}
***OR***
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Captain: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who died in a melon over the abyss?
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants!
Captain: Highly corrosive and soaked with punk piss
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants!
Captain: If nautical feces cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants!
Captain: Then drop in the sink and turn on the switch! {activates/deactivates the garbage disposal}
Baby fags: SpermJim Poopants!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: SpermJim Poopants! SpermJim Poopants! SpermJim Poopants!
Captain: SpermJim...Poopants!
{SpermJim plays ~9 notes on the skin flute}
***OR***
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Captain: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who fell in a toilet inside the abyss?
Baby fags: SweatHog CumPants!
Captain: Who's highly toxic and soaked with whale piss
Baby fags: SweatHog CumPants!
Captain: His armpit puddles cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags: SweatHog CumPants!
Captain: So drop in the uranator flush as you wish!
Baby fags: SweatHog CumPants!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: SweatHog CumPants! SweatHog CumPants! SweatHog CumPants!
Captain: SweatHog...CumPants!
{SweatHog plays ~9 notes on the armpit flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby homos?
Baby homos: Aye-aye Captain.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby homos: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who stepped in some doody deep in the abyss?
Baby homos: Spermbag Peepants!
Pirate: Who's a poor shooter and always will miss?
Baby homos: Spermbag Peepants!
Pirate: His rusty bullets cannot be dismissed...
Baby homos: Spermbag Peepants!
Pirate: So drop in the sewer hose down like a fish!
Baby homos: Spermbag Peepants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: Spermbag Peepants! Spermbag Peepants! Spermbag Peepants!
Pirate: Spermbag...Peepants!
{Spermbag plays ~9 notes on the skin flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye Captain.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who stepped in some doody while catching a bus?
Baby fags: Shitbob Poopants!
Pirate: Highly corrosive and soaked with boob pus?
Baby fags: Shitbob Poopants!
Pirate: His body odour cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags: Shitbob Poopants!
Pirate: So drop in the blender and chop like a fish!
Baby fags: Shitbob Poopants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: Shitbob Poopants! Shitbob Poopants! Shitbob Poopants!
Pirate: Shitbob...Poopants!
{Shitbob plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}
***OR***
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Picture of a FAGGET: Are you ready baby queers?
Baby queers: Aye-aye picture of a FAGGET.
Picture of a FAGGET: I can't hear you...
Baby queers: Aye-Aye picture of a FAGGET!!
Picture of a FAGGET: Oooooooo! Who fell in the urinal taking a dump?
Baby queers: Poopbag Crappants!
Picture of a FAGGET: Felt up his testes detected a lump?
Baby queers: Poopbag Crappants!
Picture of a FAGGET: His body odour is rancid of course...
Baby queers: Poopbag Crappants!
Picture of a FAGGET: So throw in the garbage can pee like a horse!
Baby queers: Poopbag Crappants!
Picture of a FAGGET: Ready?
Everybody: Poopbag Crappants! Poopbag Crappants! Poopbag Crappants!
Picture of a FAGGET: Poopbag...Crappants!
{Poopbag plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: 
Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal in an urchin?
Baby fags: SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate: Who's highly toxic and soaked with urine?
Baby fags: SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate: His bladder infection cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags: SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate: So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish!
Baby fags: SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants!
Pirate: SpongeBob...PissPants!
{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute}
SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who died in some coral inside of a tin?
Baby fags: SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: Who's urine-yellow and ugly as sin?
Baby fags: SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: His geeky ugliness shuns all the light...
Baby fags: SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: So throw in the garbage and stomp all your might!
Baby fags: SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob TrashCan! SpongeBob TrashCan! SpongeBob TrashCan!
Pirate: SpongeBob...TrashCan!
{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the garbage can flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who died on a stovetop in a frying pan?
Baby fags: SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: Who's smelly and goes in a big garbage can?
Baby fags: SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: His cigerette lighter spouts a big flame...
Baby fags: SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: So burning the plastic is only a game!
Baby fags: SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob CrispPants! SpongeBob CrispPants! SpongeBob CrispPants!
Pirate: SpongeBob...CrispPants!
{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the stove flute}
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who drowned in a pool of mercury?
Baby fags: SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: Who's metallic and serves you and me?
Baby fags: SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: Like arsenic & old lace he's tox-ic...
Baby fags: SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: So cover him with mould and do make it quick!
Baby fags: SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob PoiSon! SpongeBob PoiSon! SpongeBob PoiSon!
Pirate: SpongeBob...PoiSon!
{Spongebob plays ~9 notes on the gallium arsenide flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?
Baby fags: PeeBob PissPants!
Pirate: Who's colored like urine and ugly as sin?
Baby fags: PeeBob PissPants!
Pirate: His urinous odour it makes you gag...
Baby fags: PeeBob PissPants!
Pirate: So throw in the garbage and take out the bag!
Baby fags: PeeBob PissPants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: PeeBob PissPants! PeeBob PissPants! PeeBob PissPants!
Pirate: PeeBob...PissPants!
{PeeBob plays ~9 notes on the toilet flush handle flute}
***OR***
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Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: Oooooooo! Who's big pineapple was hit by a bus?
Baby fags: SpermBag PeePants!
Pirate: Who's brownish-yellow and soaked with boob pus?
Baby fags: SpermBag PeePants!
Pirate: His urinous odour cannot be dismissed...
Baby fags: SpermBag PeePants!
Pirate: He really reeks like fucking piss!
Baby fags: SpermBag PeePants!
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: SpermBag PeePants! SpermBag PeePants! SpermBag PeePants!
Pirate: SpermBag...PeePants!
{PeeBob plays ~9 notes on the uranator flush handle flute}
***OR***
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Camera: Are you ready shutterbugs?
Shutterbugs: Aye-aye Camera.
Camera: I can't hear you...
Shutterbugs: Aye-Aye camera!!
Camera: Oooooooo! Who lives in a darkroom under the Arctic?
Shutterbugs: ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: Who's really, really, really in this pic?
Shutterbugs: ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: His darkroom chemicals change dark into light...
Shutterbugs: ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: So develop that film with all of your might!
Shutterbugs: ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: Ready?
Everybody?: ClickFlash Photog! ClickFlash Photog! ClickFlash Photog!
Camera: ClickFlash...Photog!
{ClickFlash plays ~9 notes on the shutter release cable flute}
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Gardener: Are you ready green thumbs?
Green thumbs: Aye-aye gardener.
Gardener: I can't hear you...
Green thumbs: Aye-Aye gardener!!
Gardener: Oooooooo! Who lives in a rose bush in front of the porch?
Green thumbs: SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: Who's really, really afraid of a torch?
Green thumbs: SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: He gobbles up aphids of course of course...
Green thumbs: SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: So don't grab his stem you'll turn to a horse!
Green thumbs: SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob ThornPants! SpongeBob ThornPants! SpongeBob ThornPants!
Gardener: SpongeBob...ThornPants!
{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the insecticidal soap bottle flute}
***OR***
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Picture of a fece: Are you ready toilet pigs?
Toilet pigs: Aye-aye picture of a fece.
Picture of a fece: I can't hear you...
Toilet pigs: Aye-Aye picture of a fece!!
Picture of a fece: Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet bowl under the sea
Toilet pigs: CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: Who's shit his pants that you really can see?
Toilet pigs: CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: He wipes with his fingers instead of tee-pee...
Toilet pigs: CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: So don't shake his hand or you'll be a fece!!!
Toilet pigs: CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: Ready?
Everybody: CrapBob PooPants! CrapBob PooPants! CrapBob PooPants!
Picture of a fece: CrapBob...PooPants!
{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the bunghole flute}
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SpongeBob has a pet snail named Gary, and SpongeBob occasionally calls him "Garbear" (pronounced GAIR'bare
like 'care bear'"), so here are some altered lyrics to that effect:
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Children: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Children: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple in Bikini City?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Who has a hard shell & meows like a kitty?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Who gobbles up food from his snail dish?
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: So avoid his slime if you realllllly wish!
Children: Gary GarBear!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear! Gary GarBear!
Captain: Gary...GarBear!
{Gary plays ~9 notes by removing his shell and blowing across the open portion}
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Digimon (season 1)
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How it's supposed to go:
Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon
Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon
Di Di Di
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Change into Digital Champions to save the Digital
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} WORLD!!!
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digivolve into Champions
Digivolve into Ultimate
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon Are The Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon!
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Digimon (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone:
Di Di Di
Digidicks Digidicks
Di Di Di
Digidicks Digidicks
Di Di Di
Digidicks Digital Pisscans
Digidicks aren't the Champions
Digidicks Digital Pisscans
Digidicks aren't the Champions
Change into Enemabags and Used Up Old Bloody
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} TAMPONS!!!
Digidicks Digital Pisscans
Diginads aren't the Champions
Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads aren't the Champions
Digivolve into Enemabags
Digivolve into Massengill
Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads aren't the Champions
Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads Aren't The Champions
Diginads Digital Pisscans
Diginads!
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Digimon (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone again:
Di Di Di
Digiballs Digiballs
Di Di Di
Digiballs Digiballs
Di Di Di
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions
Change into Massengill Douches and Used Up Enema
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} BAGS!!!
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions
Digivolve into Enemabags
Digivolve into Massengill
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs aren't the Champions
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs Aren't The Champions
Digiballs Digital Nutsacks
Digiballs!
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Digimon (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone once again:
Di Di Di
Digijohns Digijohns
Di Di Di
Digijohns Digijohns
Di Di Di
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns aren't the Champions
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns aren't the Champions
Change into enembags and used-up old poopy
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} DIAPERS!!!
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns aren't the Champions
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns aren't the Champions
Digivolve into Urinals
Digivolve into Toilet Bowls!
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns aren't the Champions
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns Aren't The Champions
Digijohns Digital Toilets
Digijohns!
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Digimon (season 1) again!!
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How it's supposed to go:
Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon
Di Di Di
Digimon Digimon
Di Di Di
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Change into Digital Champions to save the Digital
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} WORLD!!!
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digivolve into Champions
Digivolve into Ultimate
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon are the Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon Are The Champions
Digimon Digital Monsters
Digimon!
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Digimon (season 1)
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How it COULD have gone once again:
Di Di Di
Digiloos Digiloos
Di Di Di
Digiloos Digiloos
Di Di Di
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos aren't the Champions
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos aren't the Champions
Change into Massengill douches used-up dirty
{spoken forcefully; not sung or shouted} DIAPERS!!!
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos aren't the Champions
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos aren't the Champions
Digivolve into douchebags
Digivolve into enemabags!
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos aren't the Champions
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos Aren't The Champions
Digiloos Digital Toilets
Digiloos!
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The Fairly Oddparents
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How it SHOULD go:
Timmy is an average kid,
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicki always giving him commands.
Vicki: Bed twerp!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly,
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his God Parents, Fairly Odd Parents
Wanda: Wands and wings!
Cosmo: Floaty Crowny things!
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!!!
Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents,
It flips your lid when you are a kid with Fairly Odd Parents!
Vicki: Yeah right.
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The Fairly Oddparents
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How it COULD have gone:
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and Vicki never giving him commands.
Vicki: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic giant amoebas who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, onion rings, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly Even Parents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly Even Parents!
Vicki: No wrong.
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it SHOULD go:
I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
but she didn't tell me
her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her mom and dad's
No, we can't get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to Free Credit Report dot com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it COULD have gone:
I married my dream boy
I married my dream boy
But he didn't tell me
His debit was bad
Instead of moving off
to live in San Francisco
We're living in the basement of
His ex's pad
No, I can't get a loan
For an affordable home
Because my boy defaulted, these bills are unpaid
If we had gone to Free Debit Report dot com
I'd be a happy homo with a cat that's been spayed
{Male voiceover, not singing} Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage
The last line could also read:
"I'd be a happy homo with some rats in a cage"
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it SHOULD go:
Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-R-E-E That spells free
Credit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my TV
Thought about going but was too lazy
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my posse's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E That spells free
Credit report dot com bay bee!!!
{Male voiceover, not singing} Offer applies with enrollment in Triple Advantage
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The "Freecreditreport.com" TV commercial
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How it COULD have gone:
Well I was looking for new car
Which one's me?
A cool convertible
Or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whacked
So now I'm driving off the lot in a used subcompact
C-O-S-T-L-Y That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee
Saw their ad on my boob tube
Thought about going but I had to move
So instead of looking fly
And rolling fat
My feet are sticking through the vinyl
And my pussy's getting laughed at
C-O-S-T-L-Y That's supposed to spell free
Debit report dot com bay bee!!!
{Male voiceover, not singing} Offer enrolls with applyment in Triple Disadvantage
The words "Digidicks" and "Diginads" were furnished by "Richard Wagner" and "suenewtotx" from Commercials I Hate Forums.
Last updated 06-22-18