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11,754 Busted Light Blubs...er...uh...
Bad Band Names/Album Titles/Song Titles as of 08-03-25
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Pooing in a Chest Freezer
Flooding a Uranator with Glitter
Building a Piss Laser
Pouring Sand into a Urilet
Going Poddy on the Typewriter
Go Fly an Anvil!
You're an Ashole!
Fucking Jerk!!
Eat Shit!!
Fuck You!!!
A Car that Looks Like an Erect Penus
Section 42 Stink's like Poddy
Potting Soil in the Litterbox
Gummy Toliet Bears
You Were an Ashole Yesterday!!!
Only Fags Read the Comics
♪ Cause You're an A-S-H-O-L-E ♪
You're Bird is Broken
♪ Stinky Cat! Stinky Cat!!! ♪
Awww Man that Suxxors!!!
You're Eggnog Stink's
Violin Hero
Baconator Sounds like Uranator
Count Fagula
Stink's like Perspirant
♪ My Best Friend is a Cunt!!! ♪
You're Penus is Out
What's Wrong with the Warfarin?
Pouring Mouse Poison on Chocolate Wheaties
♪ You'll Always Be My Dangerous Business! ♪
I Feel like I'm Really Detecting Rat Urine!
Pissing on Stale Corn Flakes
Pouring Moose Urine into Cold Milk
Clouds of Vivarin in my Coffee
Drinking Deuches Because You're a Failure
Guzzling Toliet Water
Pouring New Douches in the Dustcart
Stomping on Krabby Patties for Plankton Sakes
Having a Short Penus
Clogging a Toliet with Spaghetti-Os
Putting Your Dick in the Collecto
You're Rabbit Stink's
Kicking Over a Bottle of Mouse Urine
Enslaving Holograms
Stepping on Squirrels for Sandy Sakes
Playing Gazoo Hero!
Don' Let Go of my Eggo
Deuching Out the 10-3 with Camel Poddy
Kicking Over Cans of Dutch Boy
Cramming Cleanax into a Busted Uranal
Some Bogus Pisson Ate Satan Sheets
You're Va-Jay-Jay Stink's
Generic Spiked Lemonaid
Peeing into High Heels
Overdosing on Vagisil
A Shitty Day for Dumpster Diving
An Old Gravimetric Array
The Brown Gobbler
It's Your Laundry Soap
Putting Your Dick in the Blender
You Can Edit your Cat Poddy
#1 Scrotal Bags
There's a Bee in Here!
Stink's Like Perspirant
Big Public Tampon Hairspray
Who Flerped in the Sleeping Bag?
Mouseshit Tortilla!
Why do the Curtains Stink like Moose Pee?
Jaguarshit Burrito!
Who Put Icewater in the Enemabag?
Choose by Her'z
Immortal Koyle
Monsters in the Replical?
That Ashole Bird!
Take the Coke Hymee!!!
Phuck the Magick Toestor
Go to San Hozay and Sleep
Deo for Your Nuts
A Can of Mountain Don't
Being Gane™ Stinkmates
Clammy Shorts
Watery Toliet
Mini Toaster Burn
International Uranator
Cloudtop Pants
WELL, LA-DEE-FUCKING DA!!!
It's Not Toxic Waste, it's Waste Waste
Atomic Waste of Paper Towels
Busted Loo? Iberogast.
The Deuchenoozle Flushed a Toliet
Toxic Waste of Bungwipe
Bicycle Tyres Filled with Lysol
You're Breaking my Balls!!!
STOP! Or I'll Flush!!!
It's Not Cold Snow, It's Snow Snow
Psychopthalate Abuse
Flames Consume Busted Toliets
I Call Handgun!!!
Kurmit the Toad
Let's Go Break Uranals Yo!!!
Bird Feeder Full of Doo-Doo
Throwing an Anchor at a Fishbowl
Metabilation Occlusion
A Snowball's Chance in a Microwave
Dusty the Rustbucket
Who "Pyst" in the Garbage Can?
Poo in the Replical
Being a Wascally Widdle Wascal
Clogging a Urilet with Cleanax
Sucking Cock for Fun & Profit
A Frail Whisp of a Man
The National Treasure is a Bag of Poo
Who Pee'd in the Soil Reclamator?
Get That Poopy Baby Out of me Gas Station!
How Do Things get Rusty in Space?
Come MF at Cityyear dot not
Sucking Cock for Fuck Sakes!!!
Drinking Out of the Dishwasher
Goochy "Broken"
Winner Go Home
Drones that See Big Bush
Lybalvi makes you Flunk your Uranalysis (piss test)
Girls Poop on your Heart
Giving Your H8
Crapping in a Urilet
Who Pee'd on Jupiter?
Hell on Uranus
Who Farted in the Collectramatic?
How to Train Your Uranal
Suck my Balls!!!
Vaccuming Up Busted Toliets
Putting On a Doovay Cover
Taking Off a Doovay Cover
A Sly Mofo!!!
♪ Little Houses Made of Ticky Tocky ♪
Saddam Hussein was a Penus Vaccum
You're Groundhog Stink's
Giving Two Shits and a Dirty Popcycle
Cyndy Crawdad Meaningless Beauty
Developing Your Jwa da Vive
Flushing Away Photoflash Bulbs
Smashing Hampster Wheels
Who Pee'd on Ceres?
Shittywager Dot Star
Stepping on Napkin Rings
Drinking Uranated Orange Juice
This Toliet Venus
Nobody Cares about a Stupid Uranal Race
Cramming Celery Down a Garbage Disposal
Stomping on Bolts for Christ Sakes
Taking Our Spatulas
Shooting a Plastic Spoon
Pee'ing on a Spork
Poo'ing on a Cat
Kicking a Black Gear
Going Poddy in a Waffle Stomper
It's not Dog Food, It's Cat Food
Wearing a Chin Diaper
You're Breaking my Balls, Man!!!
Mouse Piss in the Collectramatic
Who Kicked the Puppy?
Turning into a Big Giant Pussy
Skycap Trousers
Green Laser Dildo
Father Maxipad
It's Not Cat Food, It's Cat Crap
As Valuable as a Used Yo-Yo
Silicone Avatar
Pouring Hot Sauce in the Dustbin
Romulan Fingerfuck
Fucking EAROMS for Fun & Profit
Faggotronics
This Coffee isn't Sweat Enough
Dumping Hot Grease Down the Drane
Mr. Hankey is a Homo
A Dead Fish In the Dustbin
Flowers in the Garbage Disposal
You're Apricot Stink's
A Murderous Goldfish
Flushing Telephones Down the Loo
Pouring Tomato Juice In the Driveway
Tamale Sauce in a Wooden Chair
Inspecting Propellers
A and B Motors
Throw It Like a Toliet
Throwing Pop Tabs in the Ocean
Throw Another Log on the AC
Shoes in the VCR
The Last Retort {note sp.}
Who Lost $90,000,000.00?
Why is there Chlorox in the Fishtank?
Used French Fry Grease on the Ceiling
Why Are There Busted Bulbs in the Head?
Who's the Gogglehead?
Where is that Miserable Fudgehog?
Be My Sweatheart
Pecker Monkey
Who Pee'd in the Deadbolt?
Who Ralfed in the OJ?
Sweating into a Coffeepot
Going Poddy in Soap Suds
A Busted Drone
A Grasshopper Uranating on a Carpet Nail
Kicking a Telephone
Who Pee'd in the Fridge?
Stepping on a Speaker
Breaking a Carafe (pronounced as though it were spelled, "carafay")
Mouse Poddy on the Moon
Host Gene Rayburn is Bad to the Bone
♪ Soon You'll be All Alone, ♪
♪ When the Bullet Hits the Phone!!! ♪
On a Scale of 1 to 100, Uranate
Chicken Thighs in the Uranal
Smells like Poontang!
Igniting a Plastic Telephone for Satin Sakes
Don't Touch my Fuckin Eggo!!!
Now That's Pussywhipped
Flush That Away, You Cunt!!!
You Better Not Lay a Finger on my Vagina!
Stink's like Burning Piss
Why is there Dog Shit in the Blender?
You're Uranator Stink's
Jewpracorn
Curlicue Nitrogen
Flushing Marbles Down the Bog
Who Pee'd in the Vaccum Cleaner?
That Hella Sucks Balls
Clogging a Uranal with BBs
This Mailbox is Busted
Comfort from your Penus to your Hose ♪
You're Kitty (not cat) Stink's
What's Squishing Between my Toes?
Stink's like Rotten Krabby Patties
Why Did Somebody Draw Boobs on the Wall?
♪ Bloody Ashole, Bloody Ashole! ♪
Kicking a Busted Alarm Clock
Flushing Bags of Saline Down a Toliet
Who Poo'ed in the Krabby Patty Meat?
Killing Santa Clause
Being a Total Spermmistake
Throwing Flashlight Bulbs Overboard
Soggy Bin Liners
Melted Light Blubs
Dumping New Deuches in the Uranal
Pouring Wet Snow through an Open Sunroof
Shrinking Penile Syndrome
Neutralising a Puppy-Shaped Fungus
Drowning a Trout in the Toliet
Running Over a Penny with a Train
Stomping on Flashlight Lenses
Pee'ing on a Stove
Who Sweated in the Krabby Patty Meat?
Photograph. Rubber Gloves.
Who Pee'd in the Barbecue Oven?
Vomiting on a Light Blub
Poo'ing in an Ice Cube Tray
Taking a Picture of a Phonograph Record
Running Into a Wolf
Salivating like a Moose
Pearl is a Whale for Christ Sakes
Going Poddy on a Slug
It's Not Raccoon Food, It's Snail Food
Flushing Away Coral Bits for Satin Sakes
Pissing on Barn Doors
Kicking a Flat Tyre
Throwing Up in a Bird Bath
Stomping on Map Pins
Squeezing Plastic Pill Bottles
Shooting a Larva Lamp
John Q. Deuche
Pissing on a Fax Machine
Igniting Notebook Paper
Misplacing the Deltivid Asteroid Belt
All-Knowing; All-Seeing
Poo'ing on a Word Processor
Perspiring Like a LEO {Sweating Like a Pig}
Smells like Burning Deodouriser
You're Poo Stink's
Throwing Marbles at a Porch Light
Going Poddy in a Carafe
Rolling a Whiffle Ball at Bowling Pins
Hitting a Mailbox with a Flashlight
Burning a Pack of Ladyfingers
Flushing Away Multigrain Cheerios
Deactivating the Doctor
Stepping on a Leggo
Marionette Boner
What's Wrong with the Electric Knife?
Why is there Raccoon Poop on the Floor?
Brace for Bathtub!!!
Rat Poddy in the Couch
Poppy Semen
Urine Asparagus
Fucking Like Rabbits
Curlicue Burritos
Dielectric Eye
Domesaver Amateur
Peeing in a Mailbox
Buying Blinker Fluid
Using a Reef Blower
Licking a Bowling Ball
Drowing an Electric Drill in the Toliet
Using a Bug Zapper as a Nightlight
Used Douches Floating in the Loo
Drop-Side Wastepaperbasket
Shaka -- When the Uranator Flooded
Rosarem Floating in the Toliet
The Jack Links Sasquatches Shitting Themselves
Etymology ≠ Entomology
Get Your Chickadees in a Row
When the Uranal Hits the Floor
Folgers Dissolution
Flip-Up Diaper Pale
Uranal Mints in the Lavatory
In-Line Switch Catastrophe
Fecal Acne
Uranating on a Bulb
Defecating on a Coffeemaker
Sweating in an Aquarium
The Making of an Asshaberdasher
Some Buttmunch Poddied in a Shoe
Cystic Thumlbelina
Hot Uranator Lavage
A Role of Taper Powels
Dumping Cool-Aide in the Toliet
Pee'ing in a Pop Can
Who Crapped on the Crescent Wrench?
Ralfing on a Duck
Used Drāno in the Sink
A Mouse Pee'd on the Cheese
Getting Scoliosis from Rhubarb
Fagot Cat
Thom and Larry
Halitosis of the Spleen
Kidney Revulsion
Cerebral Implosion
Black Gear of H8red
Brillo Pad Emesis
Bladder Toiletology
Flushable Chipmunks
Broccoli Neosporin
A Naked Buffalo Flooding the Shitbowl
Stink's like Burning Raccoon Urine
The Roach Spray is Empty
ConActiv
Urinous Vandalz
That No-No Channel
Disposable Mouses
He Eats Light Bulbs & Drinking Glasses & Poo-Poo
Must Stop Power Transfer
Getting AIDS from a Dirty Loo Ring
Taking Orders from Spoonheads
You, You, and You!
TSA (Toliet Sanctity Administration)
Squashing Fleas with a Loo Ring
Trapping Bedbugs in a Cistern
The Nodes are Fucking Up
Silence of the Toliet Tanks
This Uranal Pluto
Cleaning a Toliet with a Makeup Brush
Going to Rock Bottom for Shame
Who Pee'd in the Krabby Patty Meat?
Ripped Pantaloons
Flushable Lifeboats
Crescent Wrenches in the Uranal
Crestor ≠ Dick Medication
A Leaky Rowboat
Vulcan Suicide
Who Pissed in the Collecto?
Smashing Pissants with a Lead Pipe
Drowning Goldfish in a Uranal
Flushing Washrags Down the Loo
Stomping on Piddle Wingless Hymenoptera
Poo'ing on Fire Ants
Discharging the Superzapper
Flooding a Bidet
These Vines Really Suck!!!
Russians and Vodka
A Flooded Wastepaperbasket
Mein Leben!!!
Armpit Deodouriser in the Uranal
Blowing EAROMulans
Schutzstaffel!!!
Urine in the Lavatory (bathroom sink)
Thermal Imager of Aliens
Ferengi Toefuck
Potluck of Falsehoods
Vodka Toads
Desert Cool
Tastes like Cooter
Vapourising a Dead Body with a Phaser
Rudolph the Shitting Reindeer
Cardassian Thumbfucker
The Last Duty
Fistula Parade
Busted Light Bulbs in the Uranator
Barbecuing Loo Rolls for Satin Sakes
Sneezing Out Dirty Vowels
Dominion Asshaberdasher
Pleasurable Pizza Peel
Why is the Sky Green?
Killing a Schutzstaffel with a Chainsaw
Peeing in the Barbecue Oven
Busted Flashbulbs in the Freezer
Forgetting to Buy Kitty Litter
Uranator Schmiranator
No Time for Doddling!!!
Lying Radiator
The Wedding's Off
Getting AIDS from Dirty Bath Water
Givin the Light Bulb a Spanken
Throwing Oranges in the 10-3
Sharpening Hatchets with Sandpaper
Breaking Pencils for Sarah Sakes
Lamp Sweat
Urinous Fucking Chrysthanthemum
Kicking a Picture Tube with Steel-Toed Boots
Defective Alamo Beer Sign
Pee in the Birddouche
Poddy Parsnip
Smells Like Mouldy Sweat Onions
Usted Y Yo ≠ Used Yo-Yo
Givin the Cat a Spanken
Flushing Irish Spring Soap
The Faucet is Vomiting
Quick! Flush the Lamp!!!
Let's Go Poddy
Saving the Lives of Broken Light Bulbs
Stink's like Squirrel Poddy
Armpit Sweat Puddles that Wreak
Silly Kid, Triks are for Rabbits!
A Thermometer in my Ashole
Raking Oneself Over the Coals
This Cool-Aide is Just Too Sweat!!!
Shoe Stoffle
(Bang! Bang!)
My Naven!!!
This Mobile Showroom Suxxors
Bogart's Got a Dagger
Washing Machine Fart Gas
Some Bogus Pisson!
Some Stupid Fucker!
Rollios in the Dumpster
Mrs. Hat in the Dustcart
This is Hella Bogus!!!
Winning a Pissbody Award
A Station Wagen (sp. intentional)
Poo'ing in the Word Processor
Balling Up Typewriter Paper
The Noo-Noo Stink's like Poddy
Throwing Poo at Monkeys
The Gimbal is Fuxxored
I Am Pissicus
Buying a Pack of Strobe Lights
{sung to the tune of "Macho Man" by The Village Fags}
♪ Alpo Alpo Dog ♪
♪ I Want to Be an Alpo Dog ♪
This Mailbox is Busted
Who Pee'd in the Toliet?
Pouring Dr. Pecker Down the Drane
Throwing Lighted Cigarettes Down a Sewer
Burning the Moon with a Blowtorch
Tegridy Dope Farms
Who Pee'd in the Toliet?
Poo'ing in the Brownie Batter
Drop Busted Light Bulbs in the Collecto
Deuching Out on the Ice
Computer Delete Ken-L-Ration EMH!!!
Going Poddy in the Computer
We are Dyslectic of Brog
Dumping Kitty Litter in the Loo
This Blender is Wrecked
Having Barbecued Telephones for Lunch
Sperm Halitosis
Snubs & Snails & Kitty Cat Tails
Slowsigns™
Pee Ka Choo
Curlicue Cum
Sperming on Black Satan Sheets
Stopping by North Park
Kicking the Collectramatic
Who Pee'd in the Catbox?
Who Stepped on the Moth Larvae?
Striped Deodourant Fear
Big Faggoty Mark
Taking Naked Pictures
Is it Caramel or Carmel?
♪ You're an Aaaaaaaaasssssssshole Tonight! ♪
Cripple Fight!!!
Dyspepsia of the Pissinary Blatter
Time for a Pee Break!
The Princess and the Poddy
Small Homosexual Mark
Stink's like Rotten Uranation
Shooting Corks Up Seagull's Vents (bungholes)
Who Ralfed in my Mr. Coffee?
Rat Pellets in my Chips Ahoy
Curlicue Carafe (pronounced as though it were spelled, "carafay")
Breaking Drinking Glasses
Faggoty Bank
Poddy Poddy
Jurassic Parka
Hohoba Flatulence
Flunking your Uranalysis (piss test) for Science
Shaving a "Spatuler"
Drinking Hot Rhino Poddy
You're Dustbin Smell's
Larva Lamp with Hornet Larvae Inside
Disulfide Abuse
Smell's like Triceratops Feces
Overflowing Causeway
Let's Seek, Peek, and Poke!
Flushing Dice Down the Loo
The Mega-Industrial Sponge
Going Glamping for Polly Sakes
Stomping on Dead Crickets for Shame
♪ We Quilt this City with a Toliet Roll! ♪
Who Pee'd in the Pot Plant?
Put Another Letter in the Word Slammer!!!
Philly Your Uranator
Forgottya Meal at Pantera
Watch Mythconfirmers
Full Bladder Revolution
Stand Mixer Abuse
Pituitary Gland Revulsion
Uranal Defecation
Peeing on Grey Satan Sheets
Going to the Bathroom in the Hall
Stomping on Spark Plugs for Christ Sakes
Putting Watches in a Blender
Squeaky Fucktards
What Are You -- a Gay Fish?
Micturition of Water Heaters
Cups of Poddy Being Sold on Hermitmark
Melted Fish Sticks in the Freezer
The Ides of July
If I Had Wheels I'd Be a Wagon
It's a Black Widow! (SMACK!!!)
Buying Cardiyay on Poshmark
Peeing on a Uranal
Putting a Dead Fish in a Blender
Receiving a Hummer for Watching a Musical
Pissing in a Swimming Pool
Defecating on a Uranator
Veganism is for Fagots
Would You Like a Blowjob?
Sitting on a Slim Jim
The Flying Dutchman Destroying a Boat
Throwing a Spark Plug Down a Manhole
Wearing a Stomach Cape
Philly Your Ashole!
Going Back to "Scheewl"
Dog Pee in the Uranal
It's Likely your Dishwasher Soap
Pouring Old Fryer Oil down the Toliet
Cat Poo on the Stairs
A New Diet Fad
Peeing on a Sloth
Why does the Rug Stink like Reindeer Shit?
♪ I-Zer-Vay It's the Thing You Shit In! ♪
You're Broccoli Stink's
As Valuable as a Busted Bowling Ball
Getting Head for Satin Sakes
Who Pissed in the Milkshake?
Getting Crabs from a Rusty Shovel
Flushing Defective Shavers
Robot Turds in the Bathtub
Broken Shotglasses Featured on YouTube
♪ All the Things that Make Us F'in Cry! ♪ng a S
Yucky Pee!!!
Curlicue Nightmare
Clogging the Toliet with Tampons
Cleaning Uranals is a Fad
Selling Dildoes for Fun and Profit
Shooting a Snail for Sarah Sakes
Stomping on Bloody Tampons
Barbecuing Pay Telephones
A Volkswagon Beetle {note sp.}
Putting your Balls in the Blender
Rotting Banana Pancakes
A Plastic Hat
Sewing Needles Up your Bunghole
Spools of Thread in the Toliet
Stepping in Dog Water
Broken Light Bulbs in the Oven
Neutralising a Flashlight
PCD (Pissed Cow Disease)
Organs on Organia
A Rabbit Uranating into a Glove
Pee Babies
Microphone Uranation
Cat Turds & Mozz
Vaccuming Up a Telephone
Can Opener Jizz
Rubies in the Dustbin
Flushing a Rubber Ball
Plunging a Vaccum Cleaner
Ant Lions the Size of Volkswagens
Release the Reverse Harbour
Capdarka: Let Out the Dark
This Vaccum Cleaner Really SUCKS!!!
Stink's like Stale Poddy
Doorbell Sweat
Is Mrs. Puff a Douchenoozle?
Flushing the Artesian Well
There are Cockroaches on the Loo Ring!!!
Spilling Motor Oil in the Lavatory (bathroom sink)
Using Armpit Deodouriser Incorrectly
Clogging a Toliet with Cigars
Urine Toddlers
Vaccuming Up Dead Cockroaches
Vomitous Assteroids
Antiperspirant Cologne
This Defecatoriom Jupiter
Bloated Dead Rats in the Well
A Quasar in a Nebula
Cameltoes & Fagots
Putting the Petal to the Medal
Stomping on Praying Mantids for Satin Sakes
Flushing Drumstiks Down the Pan
Smashing a Coo-Coo Clock
Stop Screaming, Ashole!!!
Not to Be a Dick
The Left Buttock
Dead Sea Monkeys in a Rusty Pale
Breaking Windshields for Safelite Sakes
Buying Weed at Tegridy Farms
You Speeding Scofflaw!!!
Penus in the Butter
Breaking Light Blubs While They're Cold!!!
We are Venting Blood Plasma
High Ho! High Ho! That Flooded Toliet's Got to Go!!!
Puncturing the Right Cheek
Curlicue Pinhole
A Pool Ball Clogging the Whizzer
Kicking a Douchewasher
What the F is a Light Bulb Minute?
Arm & Hammer brand Wipe of Bung
Why does the Cubberd Stink like Cat Pee?
Draning a Swimming Pool
Who "Pist" on the Sperm Whale?
Rocket-Breathing Fire Dragon
A Doctored Light Bulb
A Dead Ballistics Gel Dummy
Latex Paint in the Whizzer
Pens Floating in the Uranator
A Cat Pissing on a Fire Hydrant
Drowning a Crayfish in the Toliet
Shooting an LCD TV for Christ Sakes
Sperming on a Sperm Whale
A Nightmare on Alder Street
Stepping on a Wooden Spoon
Industrial Waste of Bungwipe
Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl!!!
Stomping on Pop Cans
Flushing Away Poopy Depends
What's Wrong with my Tallywhacker?
Rotten Mozz Cat Urine
Smelly Slippers
♪ Stinky Dog, Stinky Dog! ♪
Rotten Tenny Shoes
Frying Pans in the Toliet
Used Kotexes in the Washingmachine
Slimey Rubber Boots
Barking like a Chickadee
Tweak Getting Punched in the Knockers
Bug-A-Pepper
Horse Puckey Ranch
Dragon's Dick
Small Financial Enemy (SFE)
Jackoffasaurus
Putting Your Penus in a Vise
Urine Danger
The Piss Bandit Strikes Again
This River Wasn't Damned in a Day
Poddy Jesus
Lighting Toliet Paper on the Stove
Dumb as a Box of Hammers
Being an Alpo Dog
Douching Out on Hot Ice
Pee Satan
Having a Salad Bowl of Fruit Loops
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UNA NORIA OXIDADA!!!
Putting Light Blubs in a Vise
Rabbit Pellets on the Tarmac
Burning Piss Ants with a Lighter
Flushing Cheerios Down the Loo
Stomping on Rusty Sewing Needles
Diuretics = Uranation Medication
Throwing Burned-Out Light Bulbs at a Fan
Falling Off a Rusty Swing
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UNA MULETA!!!
Galaxycade
Sweating on a Water Heater
Lighting Dead Socks On Fire
Pixie Styx
Flat Tyre Pop
Don't Get Bit!!!
Liquid Guppies
Semisolid Kittens
Frozen Bird Shit
Taint Rot
Breaking a Gate Belt
He's Got Ass Burgers
Praying Mantids are Brie
Uranal Elevator
Bell Midnight
Who "Pyst" in the Typewriter?
AeroToliet
Drugging a Baby?
A Busted Gate Belt
The Amazon Freeloading Carpet Pigs
¿Si Hablo Trabajo?
Flagellating Gasoline Pump
Hockey Stick Halitosis
Whizzinator Eggs
The Wright Bros.: Orville & Reddenbacher
Spaghetti-Ms
Throwing Away the Towel
Waving the Pink Flag
Blowing Your Audition
Who Uranated in the Shotglass?
Demon Tog
Toilet Pig
Vapid Pickle
The Master Blaster of Disaster
The One Who Fucks Up
Trump is a Big Fizzy Douche
Flushing Shoes Down the Toliet
Crunching Up Light Bulbs Under a Tank
Dumping Coffee Grinds into a Cistern
Jesus Saves -- at First National
Who Defecated on the Fire Hose?
Pink Satan Pillowcases
Pissing on White Satan Sheets
The Three (Commodore) Amigas
Crashing a Scooter
Pouring Ammonia into a Uranator
A Dog Lifting his Leg on a Telephone Booth
Pissing Out a BBQ Grill
Breaking a Window for Satin Sakes
A Random Amount of Acid
Faith Hilling
Who Ralfed in the Fishbowl?
Throwing Rice in the Collectramatic
Photobombing a Used Shoe
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN PATINES ROTOS!!!
Who "Pist" in the Dairy Case?
Uranating into a Used Beer Bong
Vomiting on Hot Light Globes
Cat Crap on the Loo Ring
Dripping Asshole Thermometer
Smashing an American Standard Uranal
Pooing on a Space Heater
Putting Your Cock in a Microwave
Fleas in the Crisper Drawer
Smashing a Pet Rock
Who "Pyst" in the Uranal?
Eating Fungused Hot Dogs
Random Acts of Senseless Shovels
Kicking the Collecto
Sitting on a Hot Ashtray
Whatever the F "Woke" Is
Electric Paper Lanterns
Boogie Christmas Scissors
A Testicled Mouse
A String of Neon Darks
Ferrous Dishwasher
Eating Out Pussy for Fun & Profit
She Sells Light Bulbs by the Sea Shore
Shitting in a Rusty Toliet
Why do the Curtains Stink like Panther Piss?
Going Poddy in a Corroded Mop Bucket
Space Abhors a Hoover
Take the Ashole, You Stupid Bird!!!
A Bon-Bon in the Oven
You Keep Ice Cubes on the Stove
Extinguishing Chariots of Fire
Throwing a Plastic Ashtray
Steel Steel Barbie!!!
Who Barfed on the Loo Ring?
Altered lyrics to popular songs:
HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS by Burl Ives
♪ Have a holly jolly ënema, ♪
♪ It's the best thing up your butt. ♪
♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪
♪ But hey look there's a slût. ♪
♪ Have a holly jolly ënema, ♪
♪ And as you roll down the street. ♪
♪ Say fuck you to fags you know ♪
♪ And assholes that you meet. ♪
♪ Ho ho the wet loo roll, ♪
♪ Hung where you can't see. ♪
♪ Somebody waits for you ♪
♪ Shank him once for me. ♪
♪ Have a holly jolly ënema, ♪
♪ And in case you didn't hear. ♪
♪ O by golly have a holly jolly ënema, ♪
♪ This year!!! ♪
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER by Burl Ives
♪ You know Dasher and Dancer ♪
♪ And Prancer and Vixen ♪
♪ Comet and Cupid ♪
♪ And Donner and Blitzen ♪
♪ But do you recall ♪
♪ The most infamous reindeer of all? ♪
♪ Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer ♪
♪ (reindeer) ♪
♪ Had a very smelly hose ♪
♪ (like a garbage can) ♪
♪ And if you ever smelt it ♪
♪ (smelt it) ♪
♪ You would even burn your clothes ♪
(with a blowtorch)
♪ All of the other reindeer ♪
♪ (reindeer) ♪
♪ Used to shit themselves with fear ♪
(clean that up!)
♪ They nevers let stinky Rudolph
(Rudolph)
♪ Join in any Christmas cheer ♪
(let's like party dude!)
♪ Then one froggy Christmas Eve ♪
♪ Satan came to say ♪
(roooooaaaarrrr!!!)
♪ "Rudolph with your stench so foul ♪
♪ Guide these souls to me like an owl." ♪
♪ Then how the reindeer hated him ♪
♪ (hated him) ♪
♪ As they shat themselves with fear (again!) ♪
(PISS YOU!!!)
♪ "Rudolph the Stinky Reindeer ♪
♪ (reindeer) ♪
♪ Have a real fucked-up new year!" ♪
(like who threw the keg in the fire, man?)
SLEIGH RIDE by The Ronettes
♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, di-di-digeridoo!!! ♪
♪ Come on, it's fucked-up weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!) ♪
♪ Outside the snow is falling and di-di-digeridoo!!! ♪
♪ Come on, it's shitty weather to share some douches with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!) ♪
LET'S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY (jingle that played in movie theatres in the 1970s)
♪ Let's all go to the bathrooms ♪
♪ Let's all go to the bathrooms ♪
♪ Let's all go to the bathrooms ♪
♪ And flush Scottowels down the johns!!! ♪
Butt Whyy Per! {three frogs around a loo roll say each word sequentially}
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED CLEANAXES FLOATING IN THE TOLIET ERROR IN 36864
READY.
Fake "Garbage Pale Kids" cards:
Poddy Scotty
Toliet Todd
Frank Incense
Piddling in Tonka
Poppa Boyl
Waytoochatty Cathy
Typhoid Marianne
Some band names were inspired by some of Worm Quartet's choons, and lyrics from same.
And yes, I know the difference between "urinate" / "urination" and "uranate" / "uranation".
"Urinate" / "urination" is the act of pissing and the actual micturition (pee).
"Uranate" / "uranation" is a compound containing the metal uranium and uranium salts/oxide combining with something else (usually molten glass).
"Micturition" is simply the act of going poddy or the actual piss itself.
"Enuresis" is involuntary noctural urination - usually pissing the bed.
And yes, I know that the Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a luna moth.
The word "embouchure" refers to the movements of the lips and muscles of the mouth when playing a wind instrument such as a tromboner or a tuba.
Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation.
I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list!
My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be:
Gooseneck Shiites
Police Candiosity
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
Electronic Fishbulb
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the C=64 computer in the early-1990s}
{From my Commodore 64 demo "Mag Factor Three", written by me & released on 11-15-92}
Band names that start with a "?" and have the word "ERROR" in them were derived
from error messages seen on the Commodore 64 computer from the early-1980s.
Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel
out the kitty litter boxes (it is done 4x a day):
"Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The plastic cat toliets
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The krabby patties
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The plastic cat toliets
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The sewer pickles"
(Refrain (repeat) at least two times)
I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics:
HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO:
Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye-aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you...
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.
HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG:
Pirate: Are you ready baby fags?
Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate.
Pirate: I can't hear you...
Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!!
Pirate: ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a Uranal under the sea? ♪
Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate: ♪Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? ♪
Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate: ♪ His bladder infection cannot be dismissed... ♪
Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate: ♪ So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish! ♪
Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate: Ready?
Everybody: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate: ♪ SpongeBob...PissPants! ♪
{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute}
SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).
Other "Band Names" pages:
Band Name Fodder