🎵 And That's Why the Lady's a Scamp! 🎵
Defective Whammy Piss
Getting a Raise Just for the Hell of It
Breaking a Lamp for Fuck Sakes
Dirty Monkey!!
🎵 Here a Pecker There a Pecker 🎵
🎵 Everywhere a Dr. Peckerrrrrrr!!! 🎵
Curlicue Cannon Lender
SpongeBob Button in the Dustbin
Baloney Sandwich in the Dipsty Dumpster
Dead Light Blubs Floating in the Toliet
Rosarem Makes You Break Out in Thorns
Chrysthanthemum Uranation
Xanax is Deadly Shit!!!
Tegretol Makes You o Poo-Poo
Cancer of the Pee Trap
Rippled Fish Dicks
Flushing Away Busted Blenders
Peecat Halitosis
Administering a Spanken for Satin Sakes
A Broken Sneezeguard
Stinky Tire Monkeys
A Burnt-Out Crotch Rocket
A Cat Playing Football
Going to the Supertolietbowl
Puking at a Fishuneral
Flushing Car Keys Down the Loo
Close the Door, Enemabag!!!
Douchenoozles in Paris
Stepping on Busted Crescent Wrenches
Like a Knife through Hot Butter
Replacing a Microphone with a Photodiode
🎵 I Got a Basketball Jones!!! 🎵
The Wench is Bent
Flushing the Meadow
You Unset the Table?
Breaking a Ming Vase for Shame
Seattle Wins Supertolietbowl 60!!!
There's No "EME" in "Team"
Conspiracy of "Dooshes"
A Goldfish Playing Golf
A Rat Pee'd in the Oatmeal
Shoe Vaccum
Using a Beer Glass as a Uranator
Chopping Up Dead Socks
Conspiracy of Holey Enemabags
Getting Your Snooch Pounded on Friday Nights
There's a Shelf Above the Toliet Boal
🎵 Liberty Liberty Bibery Biberty!!! 🎵
Buying Balloons on TickTock
Going Poddy on an Ashtray
Kicking a Uranal Mint for Fuck Sakes
Millar Light
A Summer's Eve in Fleet
Urinous Fucking Moss Patch
SEIU is Fucking Pussywhipped!!!
Canadia is Fuxxored
A Fart-Powered Car
Slimey Corporate Dickheads
What What In my Butt
There's Pee in the Pee Trap
No Alcohol Beyond this Dropoff
Dirty Kitchen Blues
Fecal Asian Stew
The Cutting Board was Urined On
Tater Tots = Potato Children!!!
Poddy Apple
BFL = Big Fuckin Loser
Eu de Sewer
UFR = Urinous Fucking Rosebush
Who Took a Dump on my People Magazine?
Trashing the Vagisil Car at NASCAR!!!
🎵 Cool Whip, Cool Whip, 🎵
🎵 You Really Break my Balls! 🎵
Do Sweaters Make you Perspirate?
Taking Out the Garbage Disposal
Zifaxan Makes You go Poo-Poo
Flushing a Pair of Pissy Depends
As Valuable as a Spilled Douche
Who Pee'd in the Light Switch?
Going Poddy in an Enemabag
Collecting Armpit Sweat in a Dixie Cup
This Shotglass is So Dope!!!
Having the Feet of a Surgeon
Kicking the Rocket Moose Killer
Urinous Fucking Celery Stalk
Stabbing Somebody in the Pissinary Bladder
The Sound Coffin
Epglyss Makes You Shit your Pants
Moustaffa!!!
Talking Piss & Shit Hawking Diapers
Working Hard to Unstuff a Toliet
Clogging a Garbage Disposal
The Lamp is Flooding
Colonic Lavage
Holy Broken Toliet, Batdude
The San Hozay Sharks
Resfiffra is for M*A*S*H
Breaking a Toliet for Fuck Sakes
Screwy Othinquick
Skywriting with Sarin
A Broken Toothbrush
Javier Morales is a Queerbate
Ralph Just Pissed Himself on TV
People Spouting, "Fuck You Neighbour!!!"
¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UNA MULETA EMPAPADA EN ORINA!!!
Don't Spill the Boat
Is Mage Culla a Douchenoozle?
Ensign Wildman's Baby is Getting Better
I Offer You a Romulan Prayer
What's That Floating in the Bidet?
Eating Light Blubs for Fuck Sakes
Peeing at a Wedding
Watching TV with Socks On
Gastric Ralfage
Who "Pist" on the Dice?
Prefrontal Deuche
Flushing Away Fish Sticks
Pouring Uric Acid on Screws
Cramming a Lamp Down a Bidet
Dunking a Crescent Wrench in Muriatic Acid
Bully Bowl to the Rescue!!!
Does Jon Taffer Guzzle Booze?
These Boots Really Fucking Reek!!!
Satin Flipping You the Birdie!!!
Vince Moon has those Big Yucking Fucky Wet Puddles Under his Arms
Rotten to the Bone
Unpleasant to the Core
Who Pee'd their Pants?
Rexulti Gives you Tardive Dyskinesia
Curlicue Studmuffins
Pricking Yourself with a SpongeBob Pin
Wall*Mart Wannabees
Machete Enema
Carbonated Uranal
Chainsaw Nutsack
Toliet Roses
Bathroom Canister
Rusty Dagger
Cole's Smasher
Fire Engine Stenosis
Phat Battery Lavage
It Makes you Poof the Bed!!!
Sweating Tablet
Breaking a Cold Light Blub
Dripping Bidet
Leaking Colostomy Bags
Hammer Testicles
Broken Ashtray
Defective Doorknob
Prylosuck OTG
Stabbing a Plastic Uranator Jug
Firefly Revulsion
Yodeling Wallet
Wookie Pee
Flying the Jolly Heather
🎵 Oh Oh Oh Perspire!!! 🎵
Huzza!!!
Squirrel Urine in a Tree
🎵 There was Blood and a Gun, 🎵
🎵 But Gazoo Shot Who? 🎵
Stomping in Bug Doody
A Leaky Light Receptacle
He Likes Meat AND Fish
Why Did You Piss Your Panties?
Who Pee'd in my Wallet?
It's Yucking Fucky!!!
Shooting a Guppy for Fuck Sakes
Tastes like Caca!!!
Hozay G. is a Monkeyspank
Piss You! This Monkey Stink's!
Chief Ring-Around-the-Butt    
This Food is Ducking Fisgusting!!!
Drink Rocket Calf!
This Doll Smells like "Siggerets"
Drunken Scorpions
Tense Up the Emboucher!!!
Spiders on Heroine
Paying the Cleaners with Ty-D-Bol
Taking Ritalin for Satin Sakes
Football Puddle
Broken Golf Sticks
The Blender Won't Flush
A Flooded Dryer
The RV has a Flat Steering Wheel
Who Stepped on the Phone?
Pond Scum of the Earth
Viktarvy Makes You Shit Your Pants
This Mouse Stink's like Piss
An Alternative to Ritalin?
He Likes Phil Collins?
Dawn Made Me Hate Ducklings!!!
Pouring Tide in a Flooded Toliet
Why is Uranation Yellow?
Tornado Chasers are FAGS!!!!
Squidward Plays the Piss Flute
Punished for Nocking Over a Bottle of Piss
Flushing Away a Makeup Brush
Smoking Cracks in the Girl's Room
Smashing a Busted Telephone
Stomping a Bottle of Suntan Lotion
Stabbing a Frog in the Pancreas
Flying to Tambor Beta VI
Your Path is a Hopeless One
Kai Winn = Kai LOSE
Kicking the Dawn Ducklings
Experts in Infanting
A Porcine Entourage    
Chelsea Bloom is a Lezzy
The Imperfect Storm
Cheese = Cat Piss
Minor Boobage
Pig in a Poop
Asspen Dentle
Curlicue Highway Flare
Peeing in a Snowbank
Amputated Douchenoozles
Forks in the Microwave
Paris for Doucheholes
Calculator Up My Bunghole
Oslo for Sinking Ships
Why Are the Paper Towels Burning?
Igniting a Grasshopper
Who Poo'ed on my Toothbrush?
Passive-Agressive Loo Roll
Fire in the Bunghole!!!
Buzzing Porch Light
Fecal Regulator
The Fartknocker in the ALDI Ad is Pussywhipped!
I was Born with Wings, but
Bimzelex Swooped In to Snip Them Off!!!
Douching Out a Wine Glass
Loopwarm Coffee
The Uranal Genie
The Zocdoc Auctioneers are Idiots!
Ralfing in the Loo
Breaking Toliet Bowls While They're Flushing
Ruby Armstrong is a Dyke!!!
See Your Drane Flow Again
Flooding a Bum Bag
I'm Sorry to Hear About the Stupid Dead Dog!!!
It's the Plumber. I've Come to Fix the Toliet.
Prevale OLDE-FITT Biweekly Nappies
Incest is Best!!!
Going Poo-Poo On the Loo
Who "Pist" in the Washingmachine?
Going Poddy on the Toliet Seat
Jasper and Amir are HOMOS!!!
Going Pee-Pee in the Teepee
Getting a Swirlie in Chocolate Milk
Driving Over 10P Nails
Kicking a Bidet for God Sakes
Smashing a Busted Poddy
Nailing your Next Event
IUMZ: Optimal Dog Shit in 10 Days
🎵 Go Unset the Table!!! 🎵
Pulling my Plonker
Look for your Bollocks
Officer Lowtower
Toxic Waste of Rollios
Boundy: The Slower Picker-Downer
🎵 Who Let the Dog Out? 🎵
Those Fags are FAGS!!!
Has Anybody Ever Told You that You Are an EBMF (EnemaBag MotherFucker)?
Buying Taper Powels from InstantKart
RancidAss Butter
A Broken Penus
A Set of Broken Balls
Yoshinobu Akagi is a HOMO!!!
Who Wants to Get Stoned?
The Plumber is Flooded
How To Vaccum Up Dead Socks
This Antiperspirant Stink's
Your Duckling is Broken!
Where's the Pooper-Scooper?
Getting Kicked in the Gnards!!!
Starship Poopers
Flush the TV Set
Have You Gone Poddy?
🎵 Bob's Bob-O-Paedics, 🎵
🎵 From Your Ashole to Your Penus, 🎵
🎵 Screw the Goddamn Fucking Coffeepot!!! 🎵
Getting a Pet Manicure
The Stray Cats are Stinking
Who Indited That Cucumber?
Peeing on a Cheeseburger
Fingerbang Pecker Plant
Stepping on a Dog Fece
Mesopotamian Fingerfuck
We Are Dyslectic of Brog.
You will be Asslaminated.
Resistors are Fertile.
Conspiracy of Zero
A Can of Flat Dr. Pecker
Yupa, Henry, and Bruce Wayne Aren't Pet Rats
The Dryer is "Overfloaded"
That's the Pee Bottle Bomber!
Having a Fecal Transplant
I Poisoned a Man
Flushing the Toaster
Butterfly Landing on a T-Rex's Snout
Moths Flying into Light Bulbs
Birthday Candles Melt in the Dishwasher!
The Forest Terminal is Toxic
Flushing the Lavatory
Do Stop on Tracks
Accidentally Frying Oneself in a Tub
Please Smoke Near Oxygen Tanks
Corrosive Slippers
Curlicue Nematoads
Anhydrous Jesus
Eating Yellow Snow
Going to Kurger Bing
Ned and his Black Psoriasis can FOAD!!!
Flying Into a Candle Flame
Flush Away Your Inner Animal
Stepping in a Dunny
He's Gonna Knark on You!!!
Propane is Not a Bastard Gas!!!
🎵 Who Let the Tarantula Out? 🎵
🎵 He's a Cow, 🎵
🎵 He's a Boy, 🎵
🎵 He's a Cowboy! 🎵
PissoLift
A Bum Eating Out of a Dustbin
Sick-Ass Head Cooties
Sea Curtains
This Chinchilla Smells Mousy
Sum Yung Kuntt
EEEEK!!! A PENUS!!!
Drowning a Bank Card
Just Uranate & Squeeze!!!
Stepping on Flowers
Having DTs
Breaking a Casserole Dish
Clogging the Washingmachine
🎵 If You Like Viva Piñata, 🎵
🎵 Getting Caught in the Rain! 🎵
🎵 Your Pets Don't Understand You, 🎵
🎵 Because You Like a Kid's Game. 🎵
VeeaSocks
Sledgehammer Your Inner Self
Cooking the Thansgiving Moose
This Mouse Stink's like Poddy
STIs Used to be STDs
Ice P (from Criminal Case) was a Faggot!!!
🎵 We All Live in a Urine Submarine, 🎵
🎵 Hate the Fucking Thing, 🎵
🎵 Wanna Paint it Green! 🎵
Better Crap, Better Cpap
Kill the Bloody Hankie
🎵 Uh Uh Uh O, Perspire!!! 
Shooting At a Homocide Detective
CumCrescentWrench Branding
Why are You Being Such a Deuche?
Kotex Monocle
Urine Binoculars
Trionicle
Drowning a Microphone in the Toliet
Floats Like a Butterfly,
Stings When I Pee
The Ashole in the Airborn Ad has Trypophobia
Firing the Burger King "King"
Claustrophobic ≠ Afraid of Santa Clause
Punish the Sewing Machine
Sucking Up Water with a Bagged Vaccum Cleaner
Praying Mantids are Strange
Murdering a Telaphone
Kicking a Field Goal with Cockroach Eggs
Plucking the Wings Off a Fairy
Flushing a Diaper Pale
Clogging a Toliet with Grapes
Butterflies are Stranger Things
Farting in a Pillowcase
Who Shat in my Trainers?
Who Uranated in the Vaccum Sealer?
Breaking Through to Misery
Flushing the Air Condtioner
Sweating on a Light Bulb
Uranating on a Crystal Scull
Giving the Moose a Spanken
Flooding a Bidet for God Sakes
You Reek like Piss!!!
Defecating on a Garter Snake
Nature's Paper Towels
The Dristan Police
White-Hot Asparagus Spears
Who Pee'd on the Lizard?
Kicking a Bear Cub in the Gnards
Stepping on a Preying Mantis
Catching a Blue-Ringed Octopussy
Having a Tiny Penus
♬ Whoah oh ohhh, Face the Music! ♬
C. Bloom & V. Lopez were Fucking Lezzies
Shooting a Pigeon for Satin Sakes
Smoking a Toliet with a Gun
Bowling Yellow
R. Wilpenuses is The Rocket Cow Killer
Destroying a Collet
Stepping in Rabbit Pee
Smashing a Summer Saussage
Sniffing Wet Cleanax
Stabbing a Used Deuche
The Yucking Fucky Wet Armpit Puddles Band
M-80 Enema
Disorders of Micturition
Flushing a Bunch of Surgical Gloves
Who "Pist" in the Vaccum Cleaner?
Cleanax Destructor
Piss, Shit, Queef!!!
Do You Like Fish Dicks?
What Are You? a Gay Fish?!?
Toy Boat Toy Boat Toy Boat!!!
Who Dropped a Stool in the Pool?
A Dog named Poopsie
Stink's like Muff Cabbage
Getting Into Det by Buying Uranals
R. Rooney & Y. Akagi were Fags!!!
🎵 He's a Ura, 🎵
🎵 He's a Nal, 🎵
🎵 He's a Uranal!!! 🎵 
I, Faggot
Candy. Perspiration. Walnuts.
Voori Core Shorts
I Feel Pissy and Ugly and Wet!!!
Douchebag Emo Kids
Hey, They're Queermos!!!
Are You 4imprint 4certain?
Cleaning Behind the Toliet
Satisfaction Guarenphuckingteed
Dum de Dum Vaccuming the Bidet
He's Turning into a Deuchenoozle
Volkswagon Hockey
Crazy Clean Toliet Cleaner
May Cause Swelling of the Pussy Lips, Penus, or Tongue
Going Into Det for a Hookah
Bayer Makes Paint AND Aspirin?
Poddy Poddy!!!
Sudsy Water
Cornholio in One or Two
Shooting a Budgie with a BB Gun
But What in the Name of Davy Jones' Locker is Buzzing?
Holey Moley!!!
Snizzling on Your Mother
Breathing Pepper Seeds
Siddig El Faddil is Kool!!!
Robot Vaccum in my Ass
Poddying on a Pencil Sharpener
Flushing the Meadow
Throwing Shyt at the TV
Who "Pyst" in the Tenny Shoe?
Dulling a Lawnmower
Skibidi Bidet
"Kindegarden" {vulgar slang term for pig}
Byte the Bullet
♪ Blueberry Baray!!! ♪
Drinking Bear Urine
What Stink's?
Say No to Tespire
Guilty of Piss-Littering
A Spider Under the Coffee Table
Uranate & Forget
Propane Maniacs!!!
Deadly Vaccum Sealer
Something Really Stink's!!!
You Flushed a WHAT?!?
Who Poddied in the Schooner Glass?
You're Teddy Bear Reek's
Somebody "Rekt" the Tow Truck
Running Over a Thumbtack
Flushing a Lighter
Pussy Sweat
A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down!
Pit Diver
Mirrorlax Makes You Shit Your Pants
Stepping on a New Cigarette
The Phoney Phoney
I Never Assimilated Butterflies!
Satan Lip Gloss
Calculator In my Ass
You're Bumblebee Stink's
Ruining a Floor Drane
Fire in the Bunghole!!!
Ding Dong the Uranal's Dead!
Downward-Facing Moose
Wagner Char-Queen Imperiale
A Smelly Mouse
Pre-Loved Toliet
Taking Uranation Medication
Mindless Automatons
Operation: Slay Santa
Destroying Soiled Underwear
Control the Hopeful Harbour
Analysing some Used Dreadlocks
A Hair's Breath Away!!!
Making the Damn Bed
Calling Hubby to the Rug
Flushing Jelly Beans down the Can
Runny Crème Brûlée
The Bonding of Blown Light Blubs
Peeing on Jellyfish Stings
Having a Poddybrain
Pray...For...Hell!!!
Buying a Pillowtalk Mattress
Who Pee'd in the Cubberd?
Some Dimbulb F##kweed Breaking a Uranator
Resolve the Love, Love the Mess
Are You Flushing those Springs Down Our Toliet?
Phoney Flowers
Puking in a Pillowcase
Stomping on an Egg for Satin Sakes
A Homosexual Party Boat
Urinous Grocery List
Shooting Yourself in the Blatter
Poisoned by F###tards in Black
To Catch a Flytipper
Happier than a June Bug in a Porch Light Factory
The Main Character Looks like a Fece
Being a Sumbuddy
"Inshurense" "Sux" "Ballz"
Writing Shyt on the Chalkboard
Old Fuddy-Duddy
Putting a Rat in a Venus Flytrap
Underground Toliet Tank
Leg & Wrench Shallow Clean
Solder & Scotch Tape
Reggie Liotta was a F46607
Poddy Pissano
Head Condoms
Who's the Idiotard Who Flushed a Used Rubber?

 






What's wrong with this picture?


Taken January 2001 at the now-defunct 21st Century Foxes lounge in Seattle.

The bartender was very uranated (angry) at this, because he said, "...it was the good one too!"

Like the screen dumps of my Commodore 64 computer video game demo "Uri-Not" that I wrote in 1993 indicated (which I had as my "Picture of the Day" not long ago), a bully must have kicked it off the wall. 
    


Pieces of this uranator were later found in nearby Crawford Place; no piece was larger than a D-cell flashlight battery.




Here, let's show you that screen dump (just the one mentioning the bully) again:












Some band names were inspired by some of Worm Quartet's choons, and lyrics from same.

And yes, I know the difference between "urinate" / "urination" and "uranate" / "uranation".
 
"Urinate" / "urination" is the act of pissing and the actual micturition (pee).
"Uranate" / "uranation" is a compound containing the metal uranium and uranium salts/oxide combining with something else (usually molten glass).
"Micturition" is simply the act of going poddy or the actual piss itself.
"Enuresis" is involuntary noctural urination - usually pissing the bed.
And yes, I know that the Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a luna moth.
The word "embouchure" refers to the movements of the lips and muscles of the mouth when playing a wind instrument such as a tromboner or a tuba.


Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation.

I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list!

My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be: 

Gooseneck Shiites 
Police Candiosity 
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle 
Electronic Fishbulb
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the C=64 computer in the early-1990s}


{From my Commodore 64 demo "Mag Factor Three", written by me & released on 11-15-92}

Band names that start with a "?" and have the word "ERROR" in them were derived
from error messages seen on the Commodore 64 computer from the early-1980s.



Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel
out the kitty litter boxes (it is done 4x a day):

"Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The plastic cat toliets
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The krabby patties
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The plastic cat toliets
Cleaning out
{cymbals crashing}
The sewer pickles"

(Refrain (repeat) at least two times)


I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics:

HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO:

Captain: Are you ready kids? 
Kids: Aye-aye Captain. 
Captain: I can't hear you... 
Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! 
Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! 
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: Ready? 
Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! 
Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha.



HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG:

Pirate:      Are you ready baby fags? 
Baby fags:   Aye-aye pirate. 
Pirate:      I can't hear you... 
Baby fags:   Aye-Aye pirate!! 
Pirate:     ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a uranal under the sea? ♪ 
Baby fags:  ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate:     ♪Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? ♪
Baby fags:  ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate:     ♪ His bladder infection cannot be dismissed... ♪
Baby fags:   ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate:     ♪ So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish! ♪
Baby fags:  ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate:      Ready?
Everybody:  ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! ♪
Pirate:     ♪ SpongeBob...PissPants! ♪

{SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute}

SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).


Other "Band Names" pages:
Band Name Fodder