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Bad Band Names/Album Titles/Song Titles as of 02-27-26
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🎵 And That's Why the Lady's a Scamp! 🎵 Defective Whammy Piss Getting a Raise Just for the Hell of It Breaking a Lamp for Fuck Sakes Dirty Monkey!! 🎵 Here a Pecker There a Pecker 🎵 🎵 Everywhere a Dr. Peckerrrrrrr!!! 🎵 Curlicue Cannon Lender SpongeBob Button in the Dustbin Baloney Sandwich in the Dipsty Dumpster Dead Light Blubs Floating in the Toliet Rosarem Makes You Break Out in Thorns Chrysthanthemum Uranation Xanax is Deadly Shit!!! Tegretol Makes You o Poo-Poo Cancer of the Pee Trap Rippled Fish Dicks Flushing Away Busted Blenders Peecat Halitosis Administering a Spanken for Satin Sakes A Broken Sneezeguard Stinky Tire Monkeys A Burnt-Out Crotch Rocket A Cat Playing Football Going to the Supertolietbowl Puking at a Fishuneral Flushing Car Keys Down the Loo Close the Door, Enemabag!!! Douchenoozles in Paris Stepping on Busted Crescent Wrenches Like a Knife through Hot Butter Replacing a Microphone with a Photodiode 🎵 I Got a Basketball Jones!!! 🎵 The Wench is Bent Flushing the Meadow You Unset the Table? Breaking a Ming Vase for Shame Seattle Wins Supertolietbowl 60!!! There's No "EME" in "Team" Conspiracy of "Dooshes" A Goldfish Playing Golf A Rat Pee'd in the Oatmeal Shoe Vaccum Using a Beer Glass as a Uranator Chopping Up Dead Socks Conspiracy of Holey Enemabags Getting Your Snooch Pounded on Friday Nights There's a Shelf Above the Toliet Boal 🎵 Liberty Liberty Bibery Biberty!!! 🎵 Buying Balloons on TickTock Going Poddy on an Ashtray Kicking a Uranal Mint for Fuck Sakes Millar Light A Summer's Eve in Fleet Urinous Fucking Moss Patch SEIU is Fucking Pussywhipped!!! Canadia is Fuxxored A Fart-Powered Car Slimey Corporate Dickheads What What In my Butt There's Pee in the Pee Trap No Alcohol Beyond this Dropoff Dirty Kitchen Blues Fecal Asian Stew The Cutting Board was Urined On Tater Tots = Potato Children!!! Poddy Apple BFL = Big Fuckin Loser Eu de Sewer UFR = Urinous Fucking Rosebush Who Took a Dump on my People Magazine? Trashing the Vagisil Car at NASCAR!!! 🎵 Cool Whip, Cool Whip, 🎵 🎵 You Really Break my Balls! 🎵 Do Sweaters Make you Perspirate? Taking Out the Garbage Disposal Zifaxan Makes You go Poo-Poo Flushing a Pair of Pissy Depends As Valuable as a Spilled Douche Who Pee'd in the Light Switch? Going Poddy in an Enemabag Collecting Armpit Sweat in a Dixie Cup This Shotglass is So Dope!!! Having the Feet of a Surgeon Kicking the Rocket Moose Killer Urinous Fucking Celery Stalk Stabbing Somebody in the Pissinary Bladder The Sound Coffin Epglyss Makes You Shit your Pants Moustaffa!!! Talking Piss & Shit Hawking Diapers Working Hard to Unstuff a Toliet Clogging a Garbage Disposal The Lamp is Flooding Colonic Lavage Holy Broken Toliet, Batdude The San Hozay Sharks Resfiffra is for M*A*S*H Breaking a Toliet for Fuck Sakes Screwy Othinquick Skywriting with Sarin A Broken Toothbrush Javier Morales is a Queerbate Ralph Just Pissed Himself on TV People Spouting, "Fuck You Neighbour!!!" ¡¡¡HUSOOS CRISTO EN UNA MULETA EMPAPADA EN ORINA!!! Don't Spill the Boat Is Mage Culla a Douchenoozle? Ensign Wildman's Baby is Getting Better I Offer You a Romulan Prayer What's That Floating in the Bidet? Eating Light Blubs for Fuck Sakes Peeing at a Wedding Watching TV with Socks On Gastric Ralfage Who "Pist" on the Dice? Prefrontal Deuche Flushing Away Fish Sticks Pouring Uric Acid on Screws Cramming a Lamp Down a Bidet Dunking a Crescent Wrench in Muriatic Acid Bully Bowl to the Rescue!!! Does Jon Taffer Guzzle Booze? These Boots Really Fucking Reek!!! Satin Flipping You the Birdie!!! Vince Moon has those Big Yucking Fucky Wet Puddles Under his Arms Rotten to the Bone Unpleasant to the Core Who Pee'd their Pants? Rexulti Gives you Tardive Dyskinesia Curlicue Studmuffins Pricking Yourself with a SpongeBob Pin Wall*Mart Wannabees Machete Enema Carbonated Uranal Chainsaw Nutsack Toliet Roses Bathroom Canister Rusty Dagger Cole's Smasher Fire Engine Stenosis Phat Battery Lavage It Makes you Poof the Bed!!! Sweating Tablet Breaking a Cold Light Blub Dripping Bidet Leaking Colostomy Bags Hammer Testicles Broken Ashtray Defective Doorknob Prylosuck OTG Stabbing a Plastic Uranator Jug Firefly Revulsion Yodeling Wallet Wookie Pee Flying the Jolly Heather 🎵 Oh Oh Oh Perspire!!! 🎵 Huzza!!! Squirrel Urine in a Tree 🎵 There was Blood and a Gun, 🎵 🎵 But Gazoo Shot Who? 🎵 Stomping in Bug Doody A Leaky Light Receptacle He Likes Meat AND Fish Why Did You Piss Your Panties? Who Pee'd in my Wallet? It's Yucking Fucky!!! Shooting a Guppy for Fuck Sakes Tastes like Caca!!! Hozay G. is a Monkeyspank Piss You! This Monkey Stink's! Chief Ring-Around-the-Butt This Food is Ducking Fisgusting!!! Drink Rocket Calf! This Doll Smells like "Siggerets" Drunken Scorpions Tense Up the Emboucher!!! Spiders on Heroine Paying the Cleaners with Ty-D-Bol Taking Ritalin for Satin Sakes Football Puddle Broken Golf Sticks The Blender Won't Flush A Flooded Dryer The RV has a Flat Steering Wheel Who Stepped on the Phone? Pond Scum of the Earth Viktarvy Makes You Shit Your Pants This Mouse Stink's like Piss An Alternative to Ritalin? He Likes Phil Collins? Dawn Made Me Hate Ducklings!!! Pouring Tide in a Flooded Toliet Why is Uranation Yellow? Tornado Chasers are FAGS!!!! Squidward Plays the Piss Flute Punished for Nocking Over a Bottle of Piss Flushing Away a Makeup Brush Smoking Cracks in the Girl's Room Smashing a Busted Telephone Stomping a Bottle of Suntan Lotion Stabbing a Frog in the Pancreas Flying to Tambor Beta VI Your Path is a Hopeless One Kai Winn = Kai LOSE Kicking the Dawn Ducklings Experts in Infanting A Porcine Entourage Chelsea Bloom is a Lezzy The Imperfect Storm Cheese = Cat Piss Minor Boobage Pig in a Poop Asspen Dentle Curlicue Highway Flare Peeing in a Snowbank Amputated Douchenoozles Forks in the Microwave Paris for Doucheholes Calculator Up My Bunghole Oslo for Sinking Ships Why Are the Paper Towels Burning? Igniting a Grasshopper Who Poo'ed on my Toothbrush? Passive-Agressive Loo Roll Fire in the Bunghole!!! Buzzing Porch Light Fecal Regulator The Guy in the ALDI Ad is Pussywhipped! Has Anybody Ever Told You that You Are an EBMF (EnemaBag MotherFucker)? Some band names were inspired by some of Worm Quartet's choons, and lyrics from same. And yes, I know the difference between "urinate" / "urination" and "uranate" / "uranation". "Urinate" / "urination" is the act of pissing and the actual micturition (pee). "Uranate" / "uranation" is a compound containing the metal uranium and uranium salts/oxide combining with something else (usually molten glass). "Micturition" is simply the act of going poddy or the actual piss itself. "Enuresis" is involuntary noctural urination - usually pissing the bed. And yes, I know that the Lunesta "butterfly" is actually a luna moth. The word "embouchure" refers to the movements of the lips and muscles of the mouth when playing a wind instrument such as a tromboner or a tuba.Photograph of uranated glass marbles fluorescing under UVA radiation. I also do ***NOT*** condone violence against animals, and would never even consider doing things to them shown on this list! My "Fave Five" (to borrow a phrase from a cellular telephone commercial), in no particular order, would probably be: Gooseneck Shiites Police Candiosity Cancer of the Shower Nozzle Electronic Fishbulb It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot! {I used this in a number of demos I wrote for the C=64 computer in the early-1990s}
Though not a band name, I "hear" this song every day when I shovel out the kitty litter boxes (it is done 4x a day): "Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The krabby patties Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The plastic cat toliets Cleaning out {cymbals crashing} The sewer pickles" (Refrain (repeat) at least two times)
I also "hear" the Spongebob Squarepants song with a "slight" alteration of the lyrics: HOW THE SONG IS SUPPOSED TO GO: Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish... Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Ready? Everybody: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: SpongeBob.... SquarePants! Haha. HOW I "HEAR" THE SONG: Pirate: Are you ready baby fags? Baby fags: Aye-aye pirate. Pirate: I can't hear you... Baby fags: Aye-Aye pirate!! Pirate: ♪ Oooooooo! Who lives in a uranal under the sea? ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee? ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ His bladder infection cannot be dismissed... ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ So throw in the toilet and plunge as you wish! ♪ Baby fags: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: Ready? Everybody: ♪ SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! SpongeBob PissPants! ♪ Pirate: ♪ SpongeBob...PissPants! ♪ {SpongeBob plays ~9 notes on the "yerinater" flute} SpongeBob's "flute" .WAV sound, ~20K (20,432 bytes).
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